Saturday, July 7, 2012

A not-so-open letter to Mr Khan

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Today, I am going to sound very stupid to all the male readers and those female readers who claim to not have been swept by Mr Khan's charisma. I know they only pretend that way, to gain some attention from the opposite sex, by saying what men want to hear(for a change).

Dear Mr Khan,

Even though our eyes never met, it was still, love at first sight.And second, and third.I fall in love with you, all over again, every time I see you.

I am so glad that I am finally writing to you.I have pictured myself doing this, many times in the past.But, something or the other always held me off.I know this won't reach you ever, but still hoping against hope is what you have taught me and I might just be the most loyal follower you ever had! ;-)

Talking of followers, or fans or loyalists- I know you have many.And I am happy to be a part of the crowd, for the only reason that it connects you to me, in some manner.Like all of them, I too have a story. It fascinates me when I look back.So, today I finally document it here, more for myself, than for anyone else.How awesome it would be, when I read this, say 30 years from today!

"Distance makes the heart grow fonder" is what exactly describes my un-dying love for you.During the years, it has only grown in magnitude.Whether your movies work, or not doesn't matter.You are my hero, and you will always be.Even at 70, you'll make my heart beat harder, and blood pressure higher.You have that kind of an effect on me, and I love it.I really do.

Love is silly.It makes you do strange things.Like today, I blackmailed a friend to say "Jai SRK" on Facebook,for no reason at all. Like I get green in jealousy when someone tells me that he or she saw you in real life.Then I have to get immersed in sympathy tonic by telling myself that you don't mean much to them, so it is okay even if they saw you- it won't make much of a difference to them.And how it gets just too much to handle when Nalini says she met you thrice and touched you once.Not fair :( Then, all I can think about is what ifs and if onlys but they don't ease off the pain and the jealousy.A facet of my love for you even makes me do things like sending your book, Still Reading Khan to a fellow-sautan and best friend, Narin, living seven seas apart(even before reading myself) on her birthday and shrieking together in excitement, over the phone when she receives it! I remember, I have even fought with a friend of mine, pulled her hair, told her names, just for a poster of yours (Which I finally, managed to have because of all the drama and tears that followed :P) Duniyaavale didn't understand why two grown up girls, who should be bothered about their board exams that moment, are more interested in a piece of paper with your picture, than the photocopied notes or sample questions.

It is the same story, even today.Duniyaavale, you know-They never understand true love. Especially when it is the kind of love Meera had for Mohan. Duniyavale failed to understand it then, and they repeat the same mistake in kalyug as well. I am not comparing you to Krishna in some way, coz that might just start another controversy, and I don't intend to do it anyway.But the similarities are many - For starters, Like Meera, I can't have you.But still, you're always there! Just like Meera, they will even consider me mad for writing this post.I might even be the center of all jokes if some-one reads this, but I really don't care.All I wanted was to type it all out today, and smile a contended smile, when I read it later.


Love,
Me -A schoolgirl, swept away by your charm , A teenager madly in love with you, A woman who knows true love is a fantasy so she fantasizes about you ;-) 


P.S.
Comments are welcome as long as they don't offend me in any way.Try to be nice, if you want to say something.If you can't be nice, please keep it to yourself. Apart from love, I have un-matched respect for the self-made King, MR Khan.So please keep that in mind if you think you want to comment.

59 comments:

  1. Ok..Let me be honest...
    I wish, not just you get to see him but date him.

    Best of Luck!

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  2. I am sure some day you will meet Mr. Khan :)

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    1. Awww :) So nice of you to say that dear.
      And, Thanks a lot for reading :)

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  3. I am sure some day you will meet Mr. Khan :)

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  4. Such a pity that you don't live in Mumbai. Otherwise you could have stalked him (I mean it in a nice way!) everyday, Akkkkkanksha! :D

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    1. Good idea! I should shift base to Mumbai! :)

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  5. I have been under confident at times and over confident many a times, if ever I get an opportunity to meet SRK, I would love to hand him a print out of this letter.

    Hopefully this happens within 30 years from now, he 80 u 65 :P ummm not a good site for a first date u see :D

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    1. :):):) Make sure you tell him, who wrote this ;-)

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  6. So, I tried posting my comment below before but it just disappeared (lagta hai Sallu Bhai ki koi chaal hogi)

    I wish you were staying in Mumbai so you could stalk SRK (I mean it in a good way!) everyday, Akkkkkkkanksha!

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  7. Sorry, I didn't realize the comments were being moderated (I was posting them from my phone) - please ignore the last duplicate one :)

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  8. Yahhoo!!! Awesome :) wish we could see him soon!!!

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  9. Me -A schoolgirl, swept away by your charm , A teenager madly in love with you, A woman who knows true love is a fantasy so she fantasizes about you ;-)

    that last part about true love being a fantasy. no no no. u dont say that.

    and as for srk, i owe him this dialogue. whenever i have to give my introduction, i am always like, hi i am raj. naam to suna hi hoga :D

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  10. Me -A schoolgirl, swept away by your charm , A teenager madly in love with you, A woman who knows true love is a fantasy so she fantasizes about you ;-)

    dont say that. i mean i get the humour but that line about love being afnatasy. big no!

    and man i owe srk my introduction.
    hi i am raj. naam to suna hi hoga :D

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    1. Love is nothing but a fantasy for me.If it can be a reality, is yet to be discovered. :)
      Awesome introduction, btw ;-)

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  11. i posted from an aira gaira id too i think. damn.

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  12. Duniya bahut zaalim hai babaa. Dil se chaaho, aur "direct dil se" chaho tab bhi pyaar ko pehchaante hee nahi log.
    GOD, this post is adorable. Those dimples of his, I'd take a swim in them. -_- Let me make you envious, a friend of mine has his initials and is raving crazy about him. Sanchita Rajiv Kumar SRK haha :D and the part about Jai SRK haha.. this is like a description of a lot of my friends' feelings for different celebrities :P

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    1. Pyaar kaha pehchanegi ye zaalim duniya :(
      I'll come along for that swim, with you even though I don't know how to swim.It would be awesome to even drown in them :) <3

      Having SRK's initials, Oh my God, I'll faint with jealousy now.

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  13. hahaha...a good post indeed... Mr.Khan still you have some massive fan following...

    Weakest LINK

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    1. Oh yes! I am a loyalist, and remain one forever :)

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  14. Oh to be young! I enjoy SRK too... if he is in a movie that has a good story line, acting, directing, editing etc. but NOT otherwise.

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    1. :)Different people, different tastes. But glad that you commented even though you don't love him :)
      Welcome to Direct Dil Se :)

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  15. Hi Akanksha,

    It was a pleasure reading you post. Didn't know you write so well.

    Nice article!

    Hari
    (Narin's friend) :)

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    1. Thanks for reading :) Glad you liked it. Welcome to my space!

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  16. To be frank, i wouldn't have commented if not for the P.S.
    Nice post. Pretty understandable, the obsession over srk. :)
    - an admirer of srk.

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    1. Thanks for the visit and the comment Jigar. :) Glad to know attest some one understands.

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  17. To be frank, i wouldn't have commented if not for the P.S.
    Nice post. Pretty understandable, the obsession over srk. :)
    - an admirer of srk.

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  18. I have huge admiration for him. I wish I could half as intelligent as him...

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    1. :) Me too! Thanks for visiting Saru. So glad you came here :)

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  19. no doubt he is a self-made person... without any godfather in the mean industry of entertainment, he has made his grand presence felt that too so strongly !

    Anyways, I too wish you get a chance to meet him, so that he can live in peace thereafter ;-)

    >:D<

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    1. Who knows I attain new heights of obsession after I meet him :P :)

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  20. yaar yeh P.S. has forced me to comment here and that too good one !

    Nicely written dear... hope he gets a chance to meet you before you get out of reach for him ;-)

    njoii :)

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    1. Awwww :) But that can never be true. I won'r ever be out of reach for SRK :) <3

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  21. That was a sweet post from a huge admirer, Akanksha:)

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    1. Thanks :) I am so glad someone understood!

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  22. Are you on Twitter. Send him the link? Maybe one day, when he's feeling down and out, he reads this ode to love and sends his private jet just for you.

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    1. Thats an awesome idea! Will do that today! Who knows I might get lucky some day :)Thanks for the idea!

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  23. karan johar might block u ... u know the usual..:) good post though for a SRK fan.

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  24. Thanks! :) So, Narin made you read this I guess :P ;-)

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  25. Aks, you know I have seen him thrice and TOUCHED him once :) Turn Green now.....

    Lots of love...I so like what you are doing!

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  26. Baar Baar mat kaha kar ye, it generates the same effect it did, when I came to know the first time! :(
    Love you too babes:)

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  27. My My.... hume bhi kabhi kabhi apne blogs mein mention kar diya karo.. hume bhi celebrity waali feeling ho jaegi ;)

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  28. Helllo Madam... some one has become an awesome writer.. i will feel like a celebrity if you mention me in one of your blogs :)

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    1. Thank you so much sweets :) It means so much, coming from u!
      Keep coming back here, I'll be happy to mention you in a post:D

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  29. hey akanksha
    i have read ur blog today,,,its awesum,,must appreciated,,want to tell you my sister in law is a big fan of srk n her ist love same like u,,i just pray that srk will read one day this n invite u for a dinner ,,,hope ur dream cum true one day,,u r v talented gal ,,bless u n keep writing,,,love,,xx

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  30. hey akanksha,,
    i have read ur blog today,,awesum ,,u r v talented gal,,,one day u will deffo meet srk as he himself will read this n invite u for a dinner,,,i mean on romantic date,,,want to tell u my sister in law is a big fan of srk,,she loves her madly n want to meet him too usko bhi saath le jana,,lol ,,,nywyz god bless n keep writing,,,i love it what u wrote its ur feelin ,,,,:-)

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  31. Post -Nice, Content - Scary. My face is same as it is when I am in midst of Stephen King's books :-)

    ps. I too have seen him :P or well parts of him from a distance..:-)

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    1. Don't know why the content is scary for you:( It is supposed to be a mushy mushy love thingy.

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    2. So much Mush for an ageing old gentleman is kinda scary.Its even more scary when it comes from a not so aged out person who can write sonnet and haiku :P

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  32. Aahhhh...Emotions woven in beautiful words...Loved your article!!:)

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  33. Ahhh..Emotions beautifully woven in words...Loved your article!!!And yeah...I love SRK 2!!!:)

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  34. lovvvvvvvvvvvvved this !
    hum sab daasiyan aur wo kanayyya !
    Trust me akanksha u spoke my heart. BAS EK BAAR usse ek mulaaqat hojaye bas
    duniyavale kya sochte iska gam nai hai jaanu bas is baat ka gam hai ki marne se pehle usse milungi ki nai !!!!!
    and by the way bachpan me I fought with my bro horribly as he did maths problems on a Kuchkuchhota hai poster
    I had the pepsi poster too snatched frm my elder sis who was eqully mad
    some how she is not too mad now
    BUT MY MADNESS IS PERENNIAL !!

    when ever u read this I want u to read mine too ;)
    Hence posting here http://afshan-shaik.blogspot.in/2013/04/s-for-shahrukh-khan.html

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